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Aug

Anonymous asked: Quit your bitching. Don't just post pictures of lesbian redheads. It's offensive and terrible. None of these lesbians look like Conan you fame whore. You give whores a bad name. 612-716-7921. Feel free to call so you don't just think I am a random internet loser. You complete fucker. Saying "oh wow I cant believe people care about my sexist blog matters!" DOES NOT EXCUSE YOUR SHIT MOTHERFUCKER. FUCK YOU CALL ME IF YOU DARE. I promise I will be civil if you want to intelectually defend your shit.

I just logged in for the first time in a while, to find this lovely bit of fan mail from several months ago.

To this person: I’m not going to call you. However, I encourage you to develop a sense of humor, my friend. I also encourage you to not give out your phone number to e-strangers.

I hope you have a lovely day.

Oh, and for future reference, it’s “intellectual.”